What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
A Frosty™!
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Where does food go to take a nap?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?