Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What sports are both plant-based?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What color are all the books in the library?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?