What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
None. It just lets out a little wine.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?