What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Ghoulash.
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Which plant has the best roar?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?