Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
How are mountains able to see?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?