What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
I'm a big fan of metal.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
I'm not a bad putter.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?