Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Billy the Squid.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call a fly without wings?