Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
She kept bringing Jell-O® salad.
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What is the loneliest cheese?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?