What animal makes the best lunches?
A peanut butter and jelly fish.
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?