Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
What condiment has wings?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why was the broom late for school?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What's the most masculine animal?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How does a witch play loud music?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What is another name for a cow?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a snowman's dog?