Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
They milk the punchlines.
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a doll's favorite car?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What does a dog say before eating?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How do automobiles fly?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?