What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Dancing!
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why are winter days great?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?