What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Ribbon hood.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
It's allergy season again?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What vegetables make the best music?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?