What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Air buds.
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?