How do you raise a baby elephant?
With a forklift truck.
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?