What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Almond Joy™ to the World.
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?