Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Because he was known as a hard case.
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What car can't keep a secret?
Which insect is the smartest?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?