How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
What do insects learn at school?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the goal post get angry?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What are the strongest days of the week?