Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
She put all her eggs in one blackjack.
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do nosey peppers do?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Who is friends with everyone at school?