What makes music in your hair?
A headband.
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?