How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's the slowest 5k?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
The museum curator needed a break.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What nationality are most fish?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?