What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?