Why do librarians never make plans?
Because their weekends are always booked up.
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why do rhinos charge?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?