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Their ferry-on bags!
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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
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What do you call a stationary flamingo?
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Where do superheroes blend right in?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
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What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
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Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?