What do you call a stationary flamingo?
A flaming-stay.
Why was the dog so popular?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?