What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What makes music in your hair?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?