Why do football players make great fishermen?
They always have a tackle box.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Are baby skunks cute?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
How does dinner smell?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How does a cow do math?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
