Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Their needles don't have eyes.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why can't you trust a pig?