What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where do baby apes sleep?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why do basketball players like cookies?