Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
He could only sing in miner key.
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What's the friendliest pen?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?