What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
A copycat.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why is winter considered holy?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
Which dog belongs in a band?