Why did the boxer take so many naps?
He was constantly hitting the sack.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?