What goes up when the rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?