Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
How does a squid go into battle?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do cows always add to their salad?