Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why was the bud so shy?