What is a duck's favorite snack?
Quacker Jacks.
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?