Where does cheese invest its money?
In a Swiss bank.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
How do fleas travel?
What do trees keep as a pet?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What do you call a sad latte?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?