Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
It says twist to open!
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the barber win the race?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?