Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
He didn't want to drink and derive.
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the salad say to its dad?
How do you make a cow float?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Where was Noah born?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?