Where did the boat go when it was sick?
The boat doc.
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why are the mountains so tired?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do cows say on NYE?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.