What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why are ghosts always single?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What did the waiter ask the frog?