What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Streaky bacon.
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What is a table you can eat?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What's a frog's favorite year?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?