What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Gone With the Wind.
What do you call octopus twins?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Which state is the cleanest?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why do cats love to work?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
