What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Squash.
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why is money so stubborn?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?