Why was the computer cold at work?
Because it left its windows open.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which farm animals are famous painters?