What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Peek-a-boo!
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What condiment has wings?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?