Why do salmon make such great detectives?
They can tell when a situation is fishy.
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Can February March?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why was the math book sad?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why do bees buzz?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What snacks always have the best tan?