What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
What do nosey peppers do?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?