Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log.
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do colds go on vacation?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?