What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Mathachussets.
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why was the broom late for school?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What shape is bad at driving?
How do billboards talk?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why are fish such good architects?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Why is money so stubborn?